Your movie horoscope 2022 by Les Valseurs

To celebrate this new year, which promises to be more exciting than ever (at least than the previous one), Les Valseurs have prepared your movie horoscope to guide you in your good (and not so good) resolutions!

Capricorne

CAPRICORN

23 DECEMBER – 20 JANUARY

Never answer your Whatsapp messages straight away, let your not so important contacts marinate for a while with the double blue tick and take some time off. If you don’t know where to go, leave for India with Sushma Khadepaun’s short Anita that you can catch on Focus Features’ Digital platforms, or even into space with Carlos Segundo’s Sideral that will be shown at the Clermont-Ferrand Film Festival if you’re lucky enough to be there 🚀

Verseau

AQUARIUS

21 JANUARY – 19 FEBRUARY

This year you are getting older. You will therefore be experiencing a certain amount of nostalgia over the next few months. That’s why we’re preparing Samuel with Emilie Tronche, an animated series about the 2000s and childhood memories to boost your mood 💃🏽

Poisson

PISCES

20 FEBRUARY – 20 MARCH

The world is not enough for you anymore, quit your job, learn everything about NFTs on Youtube, try to catch up Ayce Kartal’s I Gotta Look Good for the Apocalypse and get ready to dive into the metaverse!

Taureau

ARIES

21 MARCH – 19 APRIL

Who are you really? What are you going to do with your life? We know that you’ve been asking yourself these questions. To find more or less convincing answers, we strongly suggest a spiritual retreat. Take example on Weijia Ma’s in My Quarantine Bear 🐻

Bélier

TAURUS

20 APRIL – 20 MAY

To open up your teleworking opportunities, learn new languages this year. If you choose Spanish you’ll be able to watch The Mysterious Gaze of the Flamingos by Diego Céspedes. If you prefer Portuguese, you’ll be able to watch Heartless by Nara Normande and Tião. If you’re lazy and just want to learn the Australian accent, we’re also preparing Calm by Michael Leonard and Jamie Helmer. The only thing is that we have to shoot these three feature films first 😉

 

Gemeaux

GEMINI

21 MAY – 21 JUNE

You’ve jeopardised your karma by hardly ever tipping in 2021 your Uber drivers, we know that. That’s why you need to lift your soul to another level this year. To get there, we suggest you watch the documentary Avec Naomie by Haitian director Dumas Maçon, coming soon.

Cancer

CANCER

22 JUNE – 22 JULY

What does your upcoming year have in common with the end of Step into the River by Weijia Ma (currently on the New Yorker and Oscars platform)? They both have an exceptional ending, but we can’t tell you why, we don’t want to spoil.

Lion

LEO

23 JULY – 22 AUGUST

Don’t change your eating habits at all, it might be dangerous. Instead, definitely stop using Facebook and follow Les Valseurs on Instagram if you haven’t already. It will inspire you to become a better film buff and therefore a better person throughout the year.

Vierge

VIRGO

23 AUGUST – 22 SEPTEMBER

Some people admire to you and others do not, that’s not normal. Hurry up and make babies asap to give those around you the appearance of a successful life, but more importantly so that your children are old enough to go to the movies to watch the preschool animated feature The Animal Christmas when it will be released.

Balance

LIBRA

23 SEPTEMBER – 23 OCTOBER

Major changes are coming, mainly in your streaming services subscriptions. But stop getting both excited and anxious waiting for these changes to happen. Watch Fendas by Carlos Segundo on Mubi instead, it will calm you down.

Capricorne

SCORPIO

24 OCTOBER – 23 NOVEMBER

If you’re in a relationship, you might want to think about taking a break, you’re better than your partner, right? If you’re single, you’re in for a real treat. To raise the level of conversation during your future dates, try to find on the dark net the documentary After your revolt, your vote by Kiswendsida Parfait Kaboré to introduce you to the political situation in Burkina Faso.

SAGITAIRE

SAGITTARIUS

23 NOVEMBER – 22 DECEMBER

What are you waiting for to succeed? Follow the example of Vincent Dedienne in Horizon of Success, Théophile Gibaud’s next short film, and take your boss’s place or, better still, send us an unsolicited application to join our dream team!

Vincent Dedienne in the middle of a Tai Chi session
in Horizon of Success by Théophile Gibaud, to be discovered in 2021!

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